Posted: February 13, 2015 in Crazy is as MARTA does
Tags: jackers, MARTA, scam
..”let’s just leave the station whenever we feel like it, we already jacked ’em for they money “. I mean, they operate like their customers have no place to be on time or have no transfers to make ON TIME. They operate on a give-me-your-money-and-hurry-up-and-wait mentality. Just annoying.
Posted: December 16, 2014 in Crazy is as MARTA does
So this woman on the phone is pissing the whole train off. She says ( LOUDLY) “hello?” “Hello??” “Hello!” “Hello??” “Hello?!” “Hello.” “Hello!” “Hello!!” “Hello!!!” “Hello!!!” “Hello!!!” “Hello!!!!” “Hello!” “Hello??”…
We are all exchanging annoyed glances as if to say “DUMMY! CLEARLY NO ONE IS THERE…FURTHERMORE WE ARE IN A DAMN TUNNEL….YOU DON’T HAVE SERVICE!!”
Then this guy next to me sees a girl with a happy birthday balloon and gets her attention so he can weakly say “happy birthday”. Then, from my peripheral, I see him waving, frantically. I look to my right and he says, with a big smile, ” you schmell (smell) GOOD! ”
OMG, beam me up Scotty!!!
Saw the #WeLoveAtl photos in Five Points Station today!
When you realize that the “crazy guy” on MARTA… the extra happy dude with the long beard hair braided into three braids who is always listening to music (hopefully!) in his headphones and making strange movements and laughing and running up to strangers a while doing all of this…is the crazy dude who hangs out at the gas station around the corner from your house, doing all of that on the street, to passing cars:
…you can’t even look up or look straight ahead on the train because the guy sitting across from you waits for every opportunity to make eye contact with you…. And he is so not your type…or anybody’s type? Gross way to start your day.