Bitch, No You Didn’t….#realmartachronicles

….just walk down this platform and flip that raggedy Mattel weave over your shoulder! Girl, stop

Crazy Ghetto Train #realmartachronicles

Crazy ass Jamaican man blasting soca music from his raggedy phone and dancing over everybody while singing BADLY, train has had mechanical failure twice, and loud ghetto girls sharing their philosophy on various weave brands…

Muscle Calves, Head DT, Ghetto Judy Jetson

Ok, God forgive me and I’m not even trying to be funny. In FIVE MINUTES I saw a super buffed mail man in his little shorts and extra muscular calves trip up the stairs trying to catch the train, then I see a guy with crazy short arms (I mean it, God please forgive me) [...]

It’s Official…

MARTA can’t go one day without visually assaulting me with the sight of some black chick in THA WORST blonde lace front!!! Help us all! This is just an example:

Animal Hair Lace Front?

Damn. There are two females wearing HORRIBLE wigs on this train right now! So bad that I want to take a picture and post it—but they’re both staring me down lol This one chick looks like she took the hair from that black monkey hair coat Celie was wearing in the Color Purple when she [...]

UnbeWEAVEably Ugly

Can I go 1 day on MARTA without seeing an ugly blonde weave or lacefront?? My grandfather was right when he said he hates seeing “colored girls with yellow hair” lol

So I get on the train and am greeted by this

All I keep thinking in my head is that old Lil’ Kim track (no pun intended) “if it’s a weave f*** around and put a track in it…” Lol. Only on MARTA

Oh, no! The stinky lady again!

Its the super funky raggedy weave lady and her child that almost made me url (pronounced “earl” not u-r-l) all over them the other day. But, HA! I’m sitting across from them so now I can just look at her and wonder why she sends her child to school with his hair looking like that?? [...]

Will you be offended if I throw up all over you?

There’s nothing worse than being trapped in a window seat next to a woman who stinks like a funk I’ve never smelled before. She’s got her weave and corporate clothing on but she smells like a greasy apartment with hints of morning breath and weave bond glue