Damn… #realmartachronicles

…I really did bogart that old woman out of my way so I could get a seat on the train. Not good :-/

B!+(h, if you and your Mattel hair line lace front…. #realmartachronicles

…. don’t move so I can get my seat, I’m gonna snatch it and toss it back thataway as a diversion tactic

When Getting on a Crowded Train … #realmartachronicles

…it’s more polite to get your rotund ass away from the door rather than trying to make friends. I’m just saying….it’s nice to meet you too but move it, I’m trying to get a seat!!

Father, Forgive Me for These Sins #martachronicles. #realmartachronicles

Father, forgive me for committing the following sinful thoughts on my MARTA trek today: – forgive me for thinking “bitch, what you lookin’at?!” to the woman who can’t take her crazy eyes off of me, for whatever reason. -forgive me for being rude and pushing that woman’s big ass bag off of me everytime it [...]

Father, Forgive Me for These Sins #martachronicles. #realmartachronicles

Father, forgive me for committing the following sinful thoughts on my MARTA trek today: – forgive me for thinking “bitch, what you lookin’at?!” to the woman who can’t take her crazy eyes off of me, for whatever reason. -forgive me for being rude and pushing that woman’s big ass bag off of me everytime it [...]

So Rain Elevates MARTA’s funk level.. #realmartachronicles #martachronicles

Why the hell does the train always arrive steamed up with funky fogged windows??? Why is it that you can tell the train will smell like the spastic colon of hell when you see it arrive? Why does the train always smell like halitosis (sp?) and gum disease on a rainy day??? Has anyone been [...]