…but I am CRACKING UP at this older woman who can’t figure out how to answer her old a** flip phone!! LMAO!!! It keeps ringing with this jazz ringtone, she keeps opening it up, saying “hello? hello??” while the ringtone is playing. LOL plus it’s loud as hell and she keeps flinching when she puts [...]
Posts Tagged ‘phone’
Forgive Me, Father…. #realmartachronicles
Posted: April 24, 2012 in Jus' Sayin'Tags: flip, MARTA, old, phone, woman
0
Is that your breath smelling like train smoke? #realmartachronicles
Posted: January 23, 2012 in Jus' Sayin'Tags: billy, breath, MARTA, phone, scarf, smoke, stank, the kid, train, tunnel
I’m gonna need this woman sitting next to me to get off her cellphone because her breath is KICKIN! This is why I hate being trapped at a window seat. Damn! She got off her call and clicked over to another one! I’m praying for a tunnel! Meanwhile I’m sitting here with my scarf wrapped [...]
Big Dudes, Booty Drama, Ashy Hands (again), Loud Chicks #realmartachronicles #MARTACHRONICLES
Posted: January 17, 2012 in Call the Drop Squad, Crazy is as MARTA does, Jus' Sayin', MARTA Morning Madness, Morning CommuteTags: African, argue, ashy, ass, butt, couch, fight, hands, loud, MARTA, phone
1. This big, gargantuan dude with the ashiest hands in the universe needs to change his phone’s settings so the whole damn train doesn’t have to hear him click on every freakin key. 2. Do I have a sign on me that says ‘stand beside me and put your ass on my head’? Because, seriously, [...]
Look, Ashy Hands Man…#martachronicles #realmartachronicles
Posted: December 19, 2011 in Call the Drop Squad, Jus' Sayin'Tags: ashy, cell, man, music, phone, radio, soundtrack
I don’t need you to play your cellphone music on speaker; trying to give us a soundtrack on this train ride. Turnthatshitoff.com On one side we have the wacky ass r & b blasting from a cheap ass cellphone and on the other side of the train, we have ignorant young, southern hip hop blasting [...]
Father, Forgive Me for These Sins #martachronicles. #realmartachronicles
Posted: November 9, 2011 in Bebe's Kidz, Call the Drop Squad, Crazy is as MARTA does, Jus' Sayin'Tags: actor, ass, baby, bag, belt, bitch, book, Chicken, cough, crazy, eyes, gums, handshake, kabuki, lacefront, Leakes, MARTA, NeNe, phone, saggin', seat, theater, ugly, wig, woman
Father, forgive me for committing the following sinful thoughts on my MARTA trek today: – forgive me for thinking “bitch, what you lookin’at?!” to the woman who can’t take her crazy eyes off of me, for whatever reason. -forgive me for being rude and pushing that woman’s big ass bag off of me everytime it [...]
Father, Forgive Me for These Sins #martachronicles. #realmartachronicles
Posted: November 9, 2011 in Bebe's Kidz, Call the Drop Squad, Crazy is as MARTA does, Jus' Sayin'Tags: actor, ass, baby, bag, belt, bitch, book, Chicken, cough, crazy, eyes, gums, handshake, kabuki, lacefront, Leakes, MARTA, NeNe, phone, saggin', seat, theater, ugly, wig, woman
Father, forgive me for committing the following sinful thoughts on my MARTA trek today: – forgive me for thinking “bitch, what you lookin’at?!” to the woman who can’t take her crazy eyes off of me, for whatever reason. -forgive me for being rude and pushing that woman’s big ass bag off of me everytime it [...]
While waiting for my friend to give me a ride home, why did I just see a woman driving a horse drawn carriage having an IGNINT conversation on her cell?? Lol
