Posts Tagged ‘jeans’

Ok so something just isn’t right about a Geechee dude in break away jeans—WITH THE SIDES OPEN–being a bugaboo and trying to talk to any female being with a pulse. His opening pickup line is “I like those shoes”. When I bid him farewell as my train approaches, he says “I’m going that way too”. [...]

I was going to tell this chick who just got on the train to zip up her pants; but then it appears that she couldn’t if she tried. Those jeans are a yeast infection waiting to happen! I give her until her lunch period–she’ll be standing up to eat her lunch. But maybe I should’ve [...]