B!+(h, if you and your Mattel hair line lace front…. #realmartachronicles

…. don’t move so I can get my seat, I’m gonna snatch it and toss it back thataway as a diversion tactic

Women of MARTA, Do Something About Your Fake Hair and Lashes #realmartachronicles. #martachronicles

Ladies, again, if you are wearing false lashes, especially in the morning or during business hours, they are NOT supposed to touch your eyebrows! Also, any truly sophisticated woman will tell you that you can and SHOULD TRIM the lashes when you get them to a nice, fly, yet BELIEVABLE length! Everybody knows BOTTOM lashes [...]

It’s Official…

MARTA can’t go one day without visually assaulting me with the sight of some black chick in THA WORST blonde lace front!!! Help us all! This is just an example:

Animal Hair Lace Front?

Damn. There are two females wearing HORRIBLE wigs on this train right now! So bad that I want to take a picture and post it—but they’re both staring me down lol This one chick looks like she took the hair from that black monkey hair coat Celie was wearing in the Color Purple when she [...]

So I get on the train and am greeted by this

All I keep thinking in my head is that old Lil’ Kim track (no pun intended) “if it’s a weave f*** around and put a track in it…” Lol. Only on MARTA