So Rain Elevates MARTA’s funk level.. #realmartachronicles #martachronicles

Why the hell does the train always arrive steamed up with funky fogged windows??? Why is it that you can tell the train will smell like the spastic colon of hell when you see it arrive? Why does the train always smell like halitosis (sp?) and gum disease on a rainy day??? Has anyone been [...]

Oh, no! The stinky lady again!

Its the super funky raggedy weave lady and her child that almost made me url (pronounced “earl” not u-r-l) all over them the other day. But, HA! I’m sitting across from them so now I can just look at her and wonder why she sends her child to school with his hair looking like that?? [...]

Will you be offended if I throw up all over you?

There’s nothing worse than being trapped in a window seat next to a woman who stinks like a funk I’ve never smelled before. She’s got her weave and corporate clothing on but she smells like a greasy apartment with hints of morning breath and weave bond glue

So THAT’S What Gold Teeth Smell Like!

I sat next to the wrong dude on the train today! #1 he’s talking me ear off and I’m clearly not interested and #2 he speaks with such a slack jawed slang I can’t even understand him! He makes Boomhauer sound like Winston Churchill! Check this video to get a jist of my ride home–it [...]

I Know You Live As Funky As You Smell

I shouldn’t be able to tell if you live in a rooming house, weekly stay motel, low rent apartment, project, or old rented house on Candler Road, Glenwood Road, McAfee, or Campbellton Road based on your scent/odor. The dude in front of me lives in a low rent apartment and the chick next to me [...]