This Chick is so loud… #realmartachronicles #martachronicles

This chick is so loud on the phone I can’t wait until this train goes through a tunnel and drops her call. Just saying….

Some People Just Like to Be Crazy #realmartachronicles #martachronicles

Why the hell are you on the train, having a cellphone conversation ON SPEAKER and then you whisper your responses into the phone???? Loud and Annoying

Mountain Dew Meth Mouf Over Here #martachronicles. #realmartachronicles

So. I’m lucky enough this morning to be seated next to the septic breath lady who enjoys talking to herself in between talking loudly on her cell. I mean I can smell her bowels seeping from her mountain dew meth mouth looking self. She reminds me of that episode of Ren & Stimpy when Ren’s [...]

And, Lo & Behold! #realmartachronicles #martachronicles

The next train arrives, obviously with either a novice or a drunk driving it….or an asshole.  The train stops, we wait. It inches forward. We wait. It inches forward. We wait. Then the doors open :-/ ….and we are now STUCK. PS-this blonde woman gets on the train EVERY freakin’ morning talking on her cell….on [...]

Banjo Picking Commuters

Dont get on an otherwise peacefully quiet train and make a call on your cellphone in your sitting on the front porch playing the banjo voice while shouting at the top of your lungs and look at US like we are invading your privacy. YOU and your undeniable mountain-folk Deliverance twang are invading my would-be [...]