Look, Ashy Hands Man…#martachronicles #realmartachronicles

I don’t need you to play your cellphone music on speaker; trying to give us a soundtrack on this train ride. Turnthatshitoff.com On one side we have the wacky ass r & b blasting from a cheap ass cellphone and on the other side of the train, we have ignorant young, southern hip hop blasting [...]

Mountain Dew Meth Mouf Over Here #martachronicles. #realmartachronicles

So. I’m lucky enough this morning to be seated next to the septic breath lady who enjoys talking to herself in between talking loudly on her cell. I mean I can smell her bowels seeping from her mountain dew meth mouth looking self. She reminds me of that episode of Ren & Stimpy when Ren’s [...]

I Need That White Male Cell Service

Dang, how does this dude’s phone get reception all the way down in this station?? What service does he have??

Ignorant shit

While waiting for my friend to give me a ride home, why did I just see a woman driving a horse drawn carriage having an IGNINT conversation on her cell?? Lol