I mean really, why is this nasty ass woman laying her body over this nasty ass MARTA garbage can so she can read her paper? I hope she intends to bathe before she cooks her dinner or gets in her bed. #martachronicles
Archive for July, 2011
Mmmm. Some dude on this train smells like bruthas I used to flirt with when I was 17–19. Too bad everybody up in this piece is fugly.
V is for Very Very STANK
Posted: July 25, 2011 in Call the Drop Squad, Jus' Sayin'Tags: breath, grease, hot, stank, sweaty, V
Ugh. I hate when people, especially early in the morning get on the train smelling like a can of old cooking grease and breath. This chick sat next to me and all her body heat made it extra hot on this train like she was her own planet or solar system. Then when she got [...]
Muscle Calves, Head DT, Ghetto Judy Jetson
Posted: July 21, 2011 in Call the Drop Squad, Crazy is as MARTA does, Jus' Sayin', UnbeWEAVEableTags: arms, blonde, Head Detective, Judy Jetson, nappy, short, weave
Ok, God forgive me and I’m not even trying to be funny. In FIVE MINUTES I saw a super buffed mail man in his little shorts and extra muscular calves trip up the stairs trying to catch the train, then I see a guy with crazy short arms (I mean it, God please forgive me) [...]
Purgatory
Posted: July 21, 2011 in Jus' Sayin'Tags: escalator, heaven, Heavenly kid, Hell, MARTA, Peachtree center, Purgatory
Bored waiting for the train so I was remembering that movie, The Heavenly Kid where this train station was Purgatory and he had to take the escalator to heaven in the end…long story short my camera phone made this station look so clean
Low Budget Pimps in Wrinkled Powder Blue Linen-Like Suits
Posted: July 20, 2011 in Call the Drop Squad, Jus' Sayin', Marta Mackin'Tags: bottom bitch, brokeback, ho, linen, linen-like, pimp suit, powder blue, wrinkled
OK seriously I think this guy that was sitting next to me was a low budget pump with his low low budget bottom b!tch….and, I think he was trying to put me on the payroll!!!!! Again some MARTA dude offends me by actually thinking I’m low enough to be on his level. Ugh! Plus he [...]
Banjo Picking Commuters
Posted: July 20, 2011 in Crazy is as MARTA does, Jus' Sayin', MARTA Morning MadnessTags: banjo, banjo picker, cellphone, deliverance, loud talking
Dont get on an otherwise peacefully quiet train and make a call on your cellphone in your sitting on the front porch playing the banjo voice while shouting at the top of your lungs and look at US like we are invading your privacy. YOU and your undeniable mountain-folk Deliverance twang are invading my would-be [...]
Damn
Posted: July 19, 2011 in Bebe's Kidz, Call the Drop Squad, Jus' Sayin'Tags: baby, bald, cheetos, junk food, pacifier
Another BABY on MARTA gumming on a CHEESE PUFF rather than a pacifier. That bothers me. Also if your baby is bald, what’s the point of the headband, really?
If You Use MARTA Bathrooms You Might As Well Give Flava Flav Head
Posted: July 13, 2011 in Jus' Sayin'Tags: bathroom, Flavor Flav, gross, head
Nothing worse than waiting for the train on a hot GA night at 11pm with the train 7 minutes away and the sudden overwhelming urge to pee…and also realizing that you’re in for a 45 minute train ride and that using MARTA bathrooms would be like exposing your internal organs to Flavor Flav
Dag in 30 minutes I’ve seen a homeless man with what looked like a freshly plucked eye begging for cigarettes-but adamantly didnt want change or food, a mother making a toddler push mom’s purse in the stroller, and a train full of some of the worst facial features i’ve ever seen. :$ MARTA. #martachronicles
